Why are you so delicious 😩😩 #Bareburger #organic #foodporn #fixie #fixedgear #bikenyc #bikeporn  (at Bareburger)
Danish Butter Cookies and chocolate milk ftw #danishbuttercookies #chocolatemilk #latenightsnacks #fastestwaytoasixpack


give me 4 years ill be hot

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this is so terrifying
iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*


nothing i expected. everything i wanted


if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious

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Why can I not have a normal sleep schedule? #3AM #selfie #sleepisfortheweak