bullied:

i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab

(via batmanbasically)

cokeflow:

foxnewsofficial:

hey science side of tumblr there’s a load of blood in my ear what’s up with that

it’s bleedin

(via wendypepperkorn)

chaystar:


“we’re gonna fucking die”
me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
next day: *everything fucks up*

fluttershwee:

benoistmelissas:

DO

NOT

SPEAK

TO ME

WHEN

I HAVE

HEADPHONES

ON

JESUS

CHRIST

image

(via misfitformisfits)

I stay up just late enough until I am just exhausted enough that I can fall into my bed and sink into immediate slumber. Because I can’t stand lying in a bed in a dark room alone with just my thoughts for so many hours and hours.

6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(Source: 6ood, via thefuuuucomics)

dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

(Source: yorkcarolina, via lohanthony)

Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer.

Friend: *sneezes*
Me: Bless you
Friend: *sneezes five more times*
Me: chill