main goals when going to a friends house:
-don’t clog toilet
let’s agree to stop puns after December 31, 2013
What’s our pun-ishment if we don’t?
Ever accidentally throw something away and then later realize you actually needed it? Haha i did this with my life
one million, wanna know what my IQ is? read the first word. wait.. fuck…
becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life