"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"
yo i’m straight not blind
One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”
my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me
Everyone comes with baggage. Find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
I think the most terrifying thing about the whole Malaysia Airlines ordeal is how does a plane just disappear
are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares