When we cheat, we cheat right. #heartattack #pizza #whodiets #fastestwaytoasixpack

lindsaylohoean:

WHY DOES YOUR NOSE RUN AND YOUR FEET SMELL WHERE’S THE LOGIC

(via lohanthony)

astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

(Source: astoundly, via batmanbasically)

radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story
After-work outings ✌️going to miss you so much Norbie, Good Luck in your future endeavors. #workcrew #teamtimewarner #lovetheseguys (at Time Warner Centre, Columbus Circle)
lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

trust:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 3 hours? in 9 years?? no one can be sure

(Source: trust, via johnathanocallaghan)

I’m either going to keep eating super healthy 🍎🍊🍇 or cave and order 3 pies of pizza🍕🍕🍕 Let’s wait and see. #healthyliving #fruits #healthysnackchoice #dietlyfe
#sweg ✌️ #batmanhasmoreswegthanyou #theswegisoverflowing #Superhero #Batman
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