6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(Source: 6ood, via thefuuuucomics)

dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

(Source: yorkcarolina, via lohanthony)

Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer.

Friend: *sneezes*
Me: Bless you
Friend: *sneezes five more times*
Me: chill
cigarettelxrd:

*passes blunt


I AMMMMM FUCKING CRYYYYYIIIINNNNGG 😭😭😭 alltogetherseparate
alltogetherseparate
Blessing my feed with my cute ass baby. #nationaldogday #yoshireterrier #yorkie #terriersofinstagram #dogsofinstagram You’re welcome ✌️

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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(via wendypepperkorn)

no:

Porn is Too much. Someone could’ve eaten those apples, but instead you put them all in your Asshole? Who will eat them now? I won’t

(via misfitformisfits)

thisurltotallysucks:

dion-thesocialist:

It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.

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(via memewhore)