So this is happening now with @n3rdvanna @k_bailey @itzwizzi and a house full of horrible people 😁 #cardsagainsthumanity #cardgame #gamenight  (at Harlem)
Of course today’s a hot day 🌞 where’s the sweater weather?! But regardless, thanks @michelle.t.g for the awesome pullover πŸ™πŸ˜ #selfie #fall #autumn #obey #sweaterweather #pullover
Biked to Colombia-town, met up with @ninjaliiz, and got to fix my phone. πŸ“± Photobombed by Harley ✌️#fixie #fixedgear #bikeporn #bikenyc #flannel #fall #autumn  (at Jackson Heights, New York)


every once in a while i check up on people i hate to make sure i still hate them

i do

(via batmanbasically)


Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

(via batmanbasically)


me: i just did 5 squats why am i still fat

(via thefuuuucomics)



When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit.Β 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.


(Source: curseofthefanartlords, via misfitformisfits)